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I can't even communicate how excited I am for VMworld next week. Our booth will be enormous. Our cloud computing management demos will dazzle. And - we have an amazing booth theme this year.

 

Building off of last year's Good Cloud/Bad Cloud theme, this year we decided to add nuance to the evil and introduce the 7 very bad clouds you are going to want to avoid:

 

Bloaty Cloud: No one wants a cloud that makes poor use of resources and costs far too much to maintain - and feed!


Patchy Cloud: If service quality is as clear as a TV with rabbit ears, your customers wont want to use your cloud.

 

Wacky Cloud: How can you operate something you can't control? Wacky wreaks havoc on the order in your datacenter.


Shady Cloud: Let's face it - an insecure cloud isn't just bad, it's scary - for you and your users.


Scrawny Cloud: No one needs a cloud that can't support the weight of their business - no weaklings welcome!


Selfish Cloud: A snooty cloud that talks only to it's own infrastructure does not foster collaboration and unity in the datacenter.


Rube GoldCloud: Perhaps my favorite of the bad clouds, this poor cloud is hacked together from so many misfit technologies that it's bound to fail.

 

and of couse:

Good Cloud: A cloud your business can really count on.

 

 

 

 

Stop by the booth and see all these clouds in their own animated glory - their physical manifestations are too glorious to convey in words. Our graphics team tickled me pink!  Come see us in Booth #701 - and pick up a temporary Bad Cloud tattoo!