Check out our multi-talented but anonymous (at his request) performer who came up with this amazing April Fool’s day song!
(mp3 attached below...)
I was justified when compute was new
To manage jobs, I typed commands a few
Times are changing, now the kids just tap But the fever's gonna catch you when the batch gets back
Post a picture or just check in
Even write an email, that’s not a sin
I can batch the jobs at your hack-a-thon I get high running workflows, it’s a lot of fun
It's the batch, It’s the batch
Oh the batch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can batch, I can batch
`Cause I'm faster than you
It's the way I compute
Algorithms I do
I entertain by running jobs
Process Big Data, even DB BLOBs
Scheduling jobs, my God, what's that
Oh it's nifty doing work when the batch gets back
Batch, Batch, the Batch is Back.
Now it's your turn! Record your favorite version of Amy Winehouse's "Back to Batch", AC/DC's "Back in Batch" or "Batch, Batch...Baby" (a little '80's ice here...), MC Hammer's "U Can't Batch This", or any other song that related to batch, scheduling or workload automation - and share it!